Brother, help me out here, I can't go on a date as a virgin

Be honest, you wanted anal, not a massage, so I put it in

A threesome on one cock - okay, I'll fuck two whores, but I'll cum only on my beloved

Ouch, it's my ass! How can I tell a guy why it hurts there?

Man, it hurts when you stick your dick in your ass, but the courier said you have to

With my brother's dick in my mouth, it's awkward. I'd rather just fuck